Dear Netflix:
Hi, you may remember me. I’ve been subscribing since 1998 or something. I’m a friend.
Anyway, You have Apocalypse Now Redux on streaming. Great Job!
It’s also missing the last 10 minutes of the F****ing film. NOT GREAT JOB SEE? YEAH, the end of the F***ing movie is MISSING. It just stops playin and we’re supposed to just make up our own minds on how this ends? !?!??!?!?!?!?
And you have to watch the first 3hrs15mins before you realize that your evening is about to be shat upon.
Do this to Police Academy. Do this to Weekend at Bernies. Do this to Twilight or Transformers or Dallas or Bones.
BUT LEAVE COPPOLA ALONE.
You need to fix this.
Dictated but not read,
rotomangler x
subscriber x199478490202775654828202309364643646382838.3
